If Looks Could Kill - Graphic Art & Design

Personally, I think this looks like shit, but I think that people should be allowed to do whatever to THEIR cars. They paid for their own cars, not the government, nor the ninnies offended by fake dangling gonads that hardly even look like nutsacks out of context.

To me, it further solidifies the fact that some men try to compensate for other areas where they are lacking through their vehicles. The ball-danglers are just clarifying their specific issues for anyone who was was uncertain.

Oh, and being as antagonistic as I am, please note the carefully manipulated name of the car shown. >;) I ♥ Photoshop.

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In Celebration of Naked Lady Mudflaps’ Victory over Idiots Trying to Outlaw Them Can you believe that Ed Ableser from Tempe actually raised this as an amendment to be tacked onto an Arizona state bill regarding truck splash guard requirements? Another Democratic Rep, perhaps plagued by her own insecurities, Theresa Ulmer of Yuma supported this foolishness. “I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He’s very confused by that,” Ulmer said. Lady, you have more serious issues if you feel compelled to explain all of this due to your son witnessing a a flattering silhouette of the female form. For all we know, she’s clothed, albeit snugly and form-fitting. Secondly, do you live in the land of D-cups? How does your son NOT know that women come in all shapes and sizes? This should be visably apparent. Celebrate Free Speech and pimp out your space by DOWNLOADING (not hotlinking) these 100×100 or 50×50 pixel Icons . Linkbacks/shoutouts are most appreciated. >;) Click on Gallery » Design to view the full-sized image, all done in Illustrator and edited in Photoshop CS2. As always, you may keep up with my antics here.

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As if it were necessary, further proof that homosexuality does occur in nature. An article notes that in captivity, flamingos will pair up boy-boy, girl-girl or boy-girl.

Are these flamingos going to hell? Luckily, according to popular religious theory, animals don’t have souls, so the answer is “No,” - sarcasm dripping heavily.

It’s interesting, flamingos even have a societal hierarchy according to pairings:

1. Male-Male pairs
2. Male-Female pairs
3. Female-Female pairs
4. Single Males
5. Single Females

I post stories like these to point out the normalcy. I am continually perplexed by the fact that sexual orientation is even an issue in this modern age, but living in good ol’ Texas, I know we have a long way to go before everyone is truly treated equally.

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I have such high hopes for this movie. Reviews so far are as follows:

4 out of 5 Bloody Meat Cleavers at Dread Central
4.3 out of 10 (or 26% Rotten) at Rotten Tomatoes (Whatever this means, I do not get their rating system at all.)

Otherwise, it would appear the movie was not released for screening, not uncommon for the horror genre that critics love to poop on!

I like that this prequel focuses on the making of the monster, for they all have their own story and motivations. Details on the plot and a pretty picture here.

No, this is not in reference to the Mooninite hubbub. What I want to know is who these two are indulging in order to continue flinging their crap onto our TV screens?!

Tom Goes to the Mayor is the worst and I assume it’s on hiatus for a reason. Now we must face their hideous visages without the crappy Photoshop filter effects on their latest turd, premiering on Adult Swim next weekend?!

Sometimes it’s insulting, what execs think we will watch. 12oz Mouse, Squidbillies and other sucky shows littering the line-up, you are included in the mediocrity that sends me running to other channels, sitcom reruns even!